A Reign of Dragons

Mammoth vs Green Dragon, Fight!

Blinkity blink da mammoth slink
Thumpity thump da dragon wunt
Crickity crack it wunt to black
Pittery pat dey run so fast!
Weeeee! Splaaat!
— Traditional goblin chant, generally interpreted as warning against getting involved in a fight between two larger creatures, though why the mammoth was selected as an exemplar over a more predatory beast is unknown to this day.

Monk Boss vs Spell Boss
Who shall prevail?

The party awoke from a very bad dream to find themselves face-to-face with some rather nasty adversaries.
Aldric Blackmane fought a half blue dragon.
His unconscious foe was left in the room as it filled with acid after disturbing the treasures within.

Corella Mindonel learned that if you’re going to throw spells at the enemy, make sure they hit and down them before they can come for you.

Aelar Galanodel spoke with the kobolds, and then went looking for Spell Boss. She got hit a few times before we all figured out that she wanted to talk instead.

Mara Brightling ended up with a new “”/characters/frulam-mondath" class=“wiki-content-link”>girlfriend," who was turned over to Mara’s custody after a trial in Greenest.

The party headed north, to Elturel, the city of paladins. Despite the straight lines and grid pattern, Corella was still able to find a shortcut or two. Just don’t look up.

Seems the Harpers, and the Order of the Gauntlet are involved in something messy. The Cult of the Dragon have changed their pattern and are trying something sinister.

They want us to go to Baldur’s Gate and intercept the cult’s caravan. (Or was it infiltrate? I must admit, I wasn’t paying attention. – Corella)

Mara’s girlfriend disappeared while we were in Elturel.

Left, left, right, left?

Having thought that they had escaped the encampment for good, well, that didn’t last long. Our adventurers were entreated to return to the encampment, and explore a bit more, at least behind the big wooden doors that led into an extensive cave system.
There were kobolds.
There were falling rocks.
Monk Boss picked up some kobold minions. Temporarily.

And there was a very bad dream about a big bad.

Keg stand and drake-mobile
Whose idea was this, anyway?

In which our intrepid adventurers are asked to find the encampment, which they did, while bringing beer. There was a party, a failed threesome, and a wild escape on a cart drawn by ambush drakes, who weren’t all that ambush-y, led by a half-clad barbarian riding a horse. Oh yeah, there were some prisoners involved, and a half-dead-looking monk who turned out to be not that dead or half-dead after all.

Meet the dragon
Whoop, there it is!

While Mara was busy flashing Aelar, sexually harassing Aldric, and planning her move on Corella, the party aids in the defense of Greenest from the Cult of the Dragon. They learn that the cult has a camp where they keep a number of dragon eggs under guard, and that being stabbed and/or electrocuted really hurts.


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